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So you had been with Levi for going on five months now and there was a little problem; you were a horrible kisser. You always pulled away to soon for air rather than breathing through your nose, you squirmed whenever Levi inserted his tongue and your lips never moved in sync with his. He had complained numerous times to you and insulted you yet he always came back for more. Finally, you decided to take action. 

    Walking confidently into the kitchen where you knew the rest of Levi and your squad was you announced, "Everyone! I need you to teach me how to kiss." They all stared at you in silence before erupting into laughter just as your face erupted into a sea of crimson. You stammered out your explanation; Erd wickedly laughed, Gunther gave to an apologetic smile and Oleuo tried his best at a Levi smirk. Where was Petra? "I think it's. . .cute that you want to learn." Erd said striding over to you and reaching up to slap you on the back. You toppled forward off the chair you were standing on due to the force of his pat but caught yourself before continuing your spastic fall. Just as you finished reorienting yourself Erd pulled you into a kiss; your eyes remained opened the whole and your tried your best to kiss him back to no avail. "Wow," he said pulling back, "You suck. . . really bad." You crossed your arms and gave him a sullen look. "Then you must teach her," Gunther said coming over and kissing you, this time a quick peck on the lips so fast you weren't able to respond. "Yes, she definitely needs to learn," he said to Erd. 

Olueo remained in the corner but when Petra suddenly entered his face lit up. The other two boys explained the situation. You prayed Petra wouldn't kiss you as well. "Oh," she merely said, "You just have to do it like this." And the she did something that took you all by surprise. She walked over to Oleou and kissed him for about five seconds before pulling away and exiting. Oleou ran after her telling her he wasn't the ready the first time and wants a second chance. You, Gunther, and Erd just look on. Erd snaps out of the trance first ands says, "Well now, with that image in mind, lets begin." 

~Time skip~ 

"Guys it's been an hour and my mouth hurts. Is this even necessary anymore?" They both nodded though you now suspected they were keeping you around because this was the most girl action they'd gotten since never. Suddenly, as Erd swooped in again, Levi entered, arms crossed. "(y/n)," he said glaring back and forth between you and the men, "What's going on here?" You stuttered and stammered for an answer while Erd and Gunther suddenly became occupied with organizing the spice cabinet. "(y/n)," Levi said impatiently, "I'm still waiting for an answer." You sighed and said, "Okay here it is. I was embarrassed because I don't know how to kiss and so I asked Gunther and Erd to teach me how because. . .because it's kind of embarrassing to admit." Levi's eyes softened, though he glared daggers at Gunther and Erd whose faces were now as red as their lips. Unexpectedly, Levi said, "(name), you don't have to change anything for me. I fell in love with you and all your imperfections." He then leaned down to kiss you, "Although I won't deny how much more enjoyable kissing you now is." You giggled and he pulled you towards the door. 

"Oh Gunther and Erd?" He called over his shoulder, "Stable duties for three months. Don't ever lay a had on my (y/n) again." You laughed and Levi tried to glare but ended up smirking as you two walked off. 
Hey guys! This story came from the retarded part of my brain so judge it sparingly lol. I realized that you can't really write a seperate fanfiction all about Levi's squad b/c no one searches for them, so I had to incorpate them this way. And don't ask about the Petra x Oleou thing there. I don't even know how that came about. Enjoy though as alwasy. Comment and read more. I am taking reaquest so take advantage of that please. I'm so bored and If I can't come up with good ideas, maybe you guys can. 
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Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Lol
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Waterbottles101 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Poor Gunther and Erd.
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Yorulla Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SO SORRY this has happened but someone on wattpad has stolen this art-work of your's! ----> www.wattpad.com/78269088-levi-…
I found out about this via this journal entry. Please do go over to wattpad to report the thief for stealing your art-work, and check if there's any others they have stolen from you. (there seems to be a bunch from other writers as well.. :c ) ---> smexylevilover.deviantart.com/…
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*giggling uncontrollably* heehee I think I'm having a fit
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miku-knight Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student General Artist
i almost stopped reading this when reader-chan told everybody to 'teach her how to kiss'.
I AM SO GLAD I DIDN'T
AWESOME FIC *clicks fave button*
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souleater12191 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is so cute!
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BloodyIzzy Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
This killed me lol
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fizzyfruit Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
HAHAHAAAhAAA!!! This was hilarious!
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SoulEvans12 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"this was the most girl action they'd gotten since never" 
 "Stable duties for three months. Don't ever lay a hand on my (y/n) again."

LAWL!! OMG SO FUNNY
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TheRedGarnet Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014
Yay! Some Petra X Oleou!
Good story btw.
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Rhaenys-S Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Student
CUUUUUTE
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purplediamon3071 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
As soon as she asked them I'm just like 'ooooh dear'.
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TariPaladiknight Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014   General Artist
Oh wow, that was hilarious! :iconmonkeylaughplz: "-- girl action since never." Poor them. ^///^ I can't wait to see more of your stuff.
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XxFade-Away-My-18xX Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Eek this is so amazingly cute!! I couldn't stop grinning! I probably looked like a idiot!
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landra15 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So cute! Other that Levi I wouldn't mind getting kissed by Erd and Gunther. They're both pretty cute. When Petra kissed Oleo, I couldn't stop smiling. I wonder what it's like though. I've never been kissed before.
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flavorpang22 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
ahhhh i have been kissed before.... but it wasn't anything really... it was more like a really quick peck. and im glad it wasn't anything more because he had just finished eating a whole bag of doritoes. *vomits in mouth* ~other owner of page. lol :)
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flavorpang22 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
Neither have I. That's why I wasn't to descriptive lol. Everything comes from tv and other fanfics lol
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CronaMai Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Bear Emoji-08 (Rolling Love) [V1] Too much cuteness!! 
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KatnissMockingjay13 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I love it !!!
I love it !!!
I love it !!!
I love it !!!
I love it !!!

How do you do it??? Your Levi x Reader fanfix are SOOOOO AMAZING !!!

I was like this all the time la in love 
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lancecorporalbadass Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-02 (Blush) [V1] this would totally be a horrible kisser (never tried it, but i would predict me being horrible at it)
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lancecorporalbadass Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
IM SORRY THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE I WAS TRYING TO SAY THIS WOULD TOTALLY BE ME BUT I FORGOT ME I AM SORRY
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flavorpang22 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
haha don't be sorry its okay!!! i totally understood. :D
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