So you had been with Levi for going on five months now and there was a little problem; you were a horrible kisser. You always pulled away to soon for air rather than breathing through your nose, you squirmed whenever Levi inserted his tongue and your lips never moved in sync with his. He had complained numerous times to you and insulted you yet he always came back for more. Finally, you decided to take action.
Walking confidently into the kitchen where you knew the rest of Levi and your squad was you announced, "Everyone! I need you to teach me how to kiss." They all stared at you in silence before erupting into laughter just as your face erupted into a sea of crimson. You stammered out your explanation; Erd wickedly laughed, Gunther gave to an apologetic smile and Oleuo tried his best at a Levi smirk. Where was Petra? "I think it's. . .cute that you want to learn." Erd said striding over to you and reaching up to slap you on the back. You toppled forward off the chair you were standing on due to the force of his pat but caught yourself before continuing your spastic fall. Just as you finished reorienting yourself Erd pulled you into a kiss; your eyes remained opened the whole and your tried your best to kiss him back to no avail. "Wow," he said pulling back, "You suck. . . really bad." You crossed your arms and gave him a sullen look. "Then you must teach her," Gunther said coming over and kissing you, this time a quick peck on the lips so fast you weren't able to respond. "Yes, she definitely needs to learn," he said to Erd.
Olueo remained in the corner but when Petra suddenly entered his face lit up. The other two boys explained the situation. You prayed Petra wouldn't kiss you as well. "Oh," she merely said, "You just have to do it like this." And the she did something that took you all by surprise. She walked over to Oleou and kissed him for about five seconds before pulling away and exiting. Oleou ran after her telling her he wasn't the ready the first time and wants a second chance. You, Gunther, and Erd just look on. Erd snaps out of the trance first ands says, "Well now, with that image in mind, lets begin."
"Guys it's been an hour and my mouth hurts. Is this even necessary anymore?" They both nodded though you now suspected they were keeping you around because this was the most girl action they'd gotten since never. Suddenly, as Erd swooped in again, Levi entered, arms crossed. "(y/n)," he said glaring back and forth between you and the men, "What's going on here?" You stuttered and stammered for an answer while Erd and Gunther suddenly became occupied with organizing the spice cabinet. "(y/n)," Levi said impatiently, "I'm still waiting for an answer." You sighed and said, "Okay here it is. I was embarrassed because I don't know how to kiss and so I asked Gunther and Erd to teach me how because. . .because it's kind of embarrassing to admit." Levi's eyes softened, though he glared daggers at Gunther and Erd whose faces were now as red as their lips. Unexpectedly, Levi said, "(name), you don't have to change anything for me. I fell in love with you and all your imperfections." He then leaned down to kiss you, "Although I won't deny how much more enjoyable kissing you now is." You giggled and he pulled you towards the door.
"Oh Gunther and Erd?" He called over his shoulder, "Stable duties for three months. Don't ever lay a had on my (y/n) again." You laughed and Levi tried to glare but ended up smirking as you two walked off.